Cousin Eddie’s Sausalito Moosenog (2025)

A winter warmer with a Sausalito wink and a Cousin-Eddie-level disregard for moderation.

Alright, fire up the RV, polish the moose mugs, and make sure there’s absolutely no room left in the sewer line, because Cousin Eddie is back for 2025, and this year he’s got a new nog that’s one part Sausalito charm, one part holiday chaos, and one very generous splash of Unsinkable Chocolate Liqueur.

Here is your brand-new, third-annual, fully unhinged Cousin Eddie’s Sausalito Moosenog: 2025 Edition…

Ingredients

• 2 oz high-quality eggnog (store-bought is fine; Eddie “borrowed” it anyway)

• 1 oz Unsinkable Chocolate Liqueur

• 1 oz Unsinkable Bourbon

• ½ oz coffee liqueur or cold brew concentrate

• 1 bar spoon maple syrup

• Fresh nutmeg

• Whipped cream (optional but strongly encouraged)

Instructions

1. Fill a shaker with ice — preferably from a freezer that doesn’t smell like fish bait.

2. Add Unsinkable Chocolate, Unsinkable Bourbon, eggnog, coffee liqueur (or cold brew), and maple syrup.

3. Shake like you’re trying to get signal on a TV from 1983.

4. Strain into your finest moose-shaped glassware.

5. Top with whipped cream, a dusting of nutmeg, and a garnish that whispers, “I’ve made questionable choices, but at least my drink is flawless.”

Tasting Notes

Creamy. Nog-centric. Chocolatey. Bold enough to power a cross-country road trip. Smooth enough to make you forget your in-laws arrived three hours early. Has big “holiday cheer with a Sausalito view” energy.